shut em down

If you're a guy and almost any girl gets in your face you simply need to smile and say "When is that baby due?" She will never speak to you again. In a few days her close friends will never speak to you. In a week or two most any girl will never speak to you.
You will lead a lonely life but rewards will come when your buds slap you on the back and say "You sure got her!"
If you're a girl things get a little more involved. If the fellow looks older than you, laugh and say "I wish my dad were more like you." If the same age or younger, fondly say: "You're just like my little brother." Your life won't get lonely, just minus the jerk you wanted to get rid of.

Driving tip: When you head out across the desert or up that mountain pulling that trailer with everything you own in the back and your rig starts to overheat, try turning off the AC and turning on the heater. The heater is actually a small radiator. You might be fairly uncomfortable but I always figure uncomfortable riding is better than uncomfortrable walking.